I think..

It's just, I don't want some boring hippie girl. I want the sort of girl that would kill the children to put an end to child labour.

 

That is fair enough.. i never liked 'hippie chics' either.. boring us all endlessly about this and that and crutons.. I think letting jo cook for them will kill them children quicker than the black plague.

 

Yeah, I've noticed she seems to be just a little bit domestically challenged.

 

you might be surprised. I had a little honda 250 scooter for a few years and I met more women than I ever did on my bigger bikes (I've had a few).


In any case if you're just starting to ride it's a good idea to start on something small and nimble. 250cc to 350cc depending on how big you are.

doesn't hurt to go for a motorcycle course through the DMV. Think it helps keep your insurance rates down too.

 

Oh well, you don't like her for that reason.. lovely arse an..oh i am only joking jo.

 

Awwww, I wuv you too!

 

I'm tempted to feed you my cookings now.

 

No need for that jo.. just keep being like the above quote...my death will be swift.

 

Aww you're so pwetty, wanna make cute wittle babies?

 

Yeah, I'm not looking for anything huge, but I am about 6'4", so lots of the little 250s and such may be a little small for me.. I probably will go for one of those courses too, since I really have no idea what I'm doing.

 

If you both want me dead, just say so. If not , shut the friggin hell up with your babblin.

 

That depends.. Can you make chocolate cake pizza?

 

Oh no.. Are you pregnant?

 

of course.. i can do most things in the kitchen

Why miserable.. i know it is a bit of a shock, but we are in love patrick.. babies are a wonderful thing.. you can come round for choclate cake pizza most weekends.. it will be in the fridge. Oh you don't mind baby sitting do you ?.

Seriously... when/if you get a bike.. post it (yourself on it) , it will be fun to see.

 

How would that be possible? You never want to have sex with me. It's always either headache or "that time of the month" or whatever..

 

I have one question for you.

Would you be willing to change the baby's diapers?

 

Yeah really, why are you always giving me those excuses? If it's too big you can just tell me.

 

Yeah, that must be it.

 

Geez, that didn't sound sarcastic at all.

 

Maybe you should get some kind of a reduction surgery?