i think i'm gonna cast a spell to make my boobs bigger

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    I like my AA cups. They're perky :)
     
  2. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    LOL I recommend eating loads of tofu and brussell sprouts. Please announce the winner on YouBoob.
     
  3. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Boobies are awesome :D

    My friend is now an F!!! She is a boobular goddess ^_^

    I say do your witchcraft! Because witchcraft is better than the pill :D When your friend is all moody and *insert side effect here*, and all you had to do was touch eye of newt, you know who's won!!!
     
  4. Spiritawakening

    Spiritawakening Member

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    Yes, but consider how sore your friends back must get, how much unwanted attention she must draw to herself? Being a "boobular goddess" isn't all that great.
    And sorry, but "touching eye of newt" wont work. Being this self-centred with your magick will just plain fail and eventually your spells will be unsucessful. Witchcraft and magic is in no way about taking, taking, taking- especially because your not happy with your perfectly normal body. Im not wiccan or pagan, but i used to be very intersted and learnt enough to know that these paths are about far more than constantly taking- not that i am implying you are, just saying.
    ive said it and i will say it again and again, be happy with your body as it is, striving for perfection is a no-win battle! The only way you can win is to be happy with yourself as you are.
    Most people only want to change these things to attract the oppisite sex or get attention, and thats not worth it either. Go for the people that love you for who you are. Go for the guy that is attracted to what he sees on inside, not some guy only into your looks. :)

    And i know this post wasn't intended to be takien so seriously, I was exactly the same at your age, and i remember the constant hell oh so well! and so it continues because once you start obsessing with looks and trying to become that perfect image, it is very hard to shake those thoughts
     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    Speaking from the guys perspective I can appreciate perfect breasts, and appreciate a womans deep beautiful soul.

    Though I agree, you shouldn't strive too much for the attention of anyone. Just be yourself.

    Also whichcrafts totally fake. :D
     
  6. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    I think we should try and help Flannelwearinggal with her quest!
    Here is a spell that may work:
    Eye of Cat
    Toe of a pup
    Turn Flannelwearinggal's boobs
    Into a D cup!

    Hope this helps[​IMG]
     
  7. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    *humour lost*
     
  8. Barabajagal1967

    Barabajagal1967 Member

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    i only wish i could go bra less =[[

    i have D's and i would give anything for a low C
     
  9. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hey can someone cast a spell on my boobs to make them bigger too?
    that would be sweet
    that way i wouldn't have to wait for a rich man to buy them for me :D

    small boobs aren't always better
    it depends on your frame

    the way i'm set up is more ass than boob, and it kinda sucks
     
  10. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Pfff.

    LOL! There is nothing wrong with that at all. Just so you know.

    But I don't have a "type."
     
  11. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    dude, i'm not doing this for a but me
    Fuck a guy if he only wants to date me if I have big tits or a big ass or something like that.
    i want big tits because mine are way tiny and I want them to be a little bigger so I can think i look good in a swim suit
    I don't really give a flying fuck what a guy thinks i look like

    im doing this for me
     
  12. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I have a great aunt, and she swears to this day that when she used to listen to Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells in the eighties when it came out, it use to make her boobs swell, but I think she probably drinks a little too much these days.
     
  13. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Piaf will kill you for saying that! :O
     
  14. crankyelbow

    crankyelbow Makes Music

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    Imagine yourself the lone person on an island...

    You are totally unaware of anything but that island, your parents died directly after they taught you enough to survive, and they were deaf and mute...

    Imagine what your concerns would be...

    Larger boobs wouldn't even be on the list...

    Thats "you"... the person on that island... the "you" as you state above is the person influenced by growing up in this world... a person who justifies a "change" in their body for... yourself?

    Being the best you does not entail physical changes, its entirely about enjoying the perfection you were born with :)
     
  15. satchmo395

    satchmo395 Member

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    besides, you look pretty enough as it is.
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    The grass is always greener....

    You're 14 don't worry about it. I was unfortunate enough to have big boobs at an early age. (It can make you hate anything that has a penis) I've had really bad experiences all because I had more fat on my chest than other girls.

    If you want them to get bigger quickly then gain weight.
     
  17. brack1936

    brack1936 Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That's right big boobs suck. They aren't that light not that I'd now, but anyway. I like big boobs but I am a sucker for small ones. Medium sized ones rule but small ones are really nice. But anyhoo I'm gonna shut up now.
     
  18. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Big boobs suck what? How can a boob suck, boobs were designed to BE sucked.
     
  19. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    You are only 14, so you still have another 10 years of puberty.
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So where's your aunt because here it is [​IMG]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMwgz2w9qQ&feature=related



    Hotwater
     

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