I Talked to God Last Night...

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by ScrubPuppy, Jun 8, 2013.

  1. ScrubPuppy

    ScrubPuppy Member

    A warm light engulfed my being and I knew I was in the presence of a superior force.

    Not knowing what to ask it, the first question that came to mind was, "Why?"

    Its response was, "Why not?"

    "I'm confused," I said.

    "Why?" It replied.

    That's it. I'm not sure what to make of it, but there it is. :confused:
  2. Ely North

    Ely North Member

    Dude. Next time you talk to God, ask It where my naked lady playing cards are. Did my nephew Stevie steal them? I bet he did, that little pervert...
  3. d0nny

    d0nny Member

    stop smoking spice.
  4. ScrubPuppy

    ScrubPuppy Member

    My thought is, can I start a cult based on the question "Why?"
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

  6. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

    You're not starting a cult are you? :D
  7. highwaychile

    highwaychile Guest

  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    Should I? There's plenty of kool-aid left...
  9. ScrubPuppy

    ScrubPuppy Member

    Still pondering the significance of the encounter. Hmm... Gonna dye my hair black and get me some shades, 'cause I have a calling.

  10. Chodpa

    Chodpa -=Chop_Chop=-

    Consider Crowley's Book of Lies.

    Nobody is going to follow your cult. The idea that people will just follow anything is taken from politics. It took 2,000 years for Christinsanity to prevail. And they all are doomed in spite of hierarchy, money, and political clout.

    Why waste your life? Want to feel like the man of the world - Oriental Massage.

    Or else study the real fucking teachings. We don't need more assholes, who are patently dim enough to ask for advice on Hip (or not) forums.
  11. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

    and just what are the "real teachings" oh great and wise chodpa? :rolleyes:
  12. ScrubPuppy

    ScrubPuppy Member

    but it would be the one religion that doesn't have any answers. No behest, no dictum, no gospel. I suppose I could climb a mountain and return with a commandment or two, but that seems to be contrary to the faith.
  13. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

  14. ScrubPuppy

    ScrubPuppy Member

    LOL... Funny. :2thumbsup:
  15. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

    joking aside, i like your idea.

    moar ?
  16. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

    May I suggest a cult based on the question "why not?" ?

  17. heck yes. if there are fun outfits Im in.
  18. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

    hey, next time could you ask God to give me a ring sometime?

    i keep calling and leaving voice mails but he never returns the messages.


  19. it's a little too n.w.o.Ish for me though..
    one religion... one currency..etc...
  20. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

    Voyage, you post some great shit lately :D

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