i suck...

Well you should have thought of that before you let him in your bed.

...I guess you could use mace on him, too.

 

i know , i would have much perfered if it was in his bed, at least then i could have snuck out
and alas i have no mace ...

 

Just trick him out the door somehow and lock it. Ask him to get you a packet of smokes from the shops, or a coke or something if you don't smoke. Then lock the door when he's gone. Or you could do it like on those pornos and drag him outside, throw his clothes down the hall, spit on him and call him a slut, then lock the door.

 

hahahahaha excellent ideas

i don't like to stir up shit, i'll prolly just sleep on the couch or something and let him sleep and go home in the morning hopefully he won't want to talk about what happenedand and he'll just leave

 

Hahaha, that brings back some awesome memories.

 

hahahaha you are the best god ever
i don't want to be humourous
or mean... i might as well just let him have the bed, hopefully he'll wake up and leave soon
it's my own fault, apparently i'm too seductive

 

You have a pair of boobs, don't you?

 

yeah
that solves it, boobs equals my fault
maybe i should tape them down?