i stole a box of

Once a girl in town was arrested, and the cop who picked her up foolishly left the window open between the back and front seat and was outside of the car, so she did these fantastic gymnastic moves and bent and twisted until she got her hands and the handcuffs in front of her, then she slid through that tiny window and took off with the car. Boy, I bet there was only a few words that went through that cop's mind that night. "Fuck, shit, what the fuck, goddammit."

 

The entire store. The tips are divided up evenly and they do not belong to the employees yet, so it's not the same thing. Besides, they should have been doing their jobs. Nobody was even in the storefront to help customers, so I couldn't even use their restroom. The jar was begging to be taken.

 

^^haha, man, you were still taking the individual peoples money that they made seperately from wage