I sound more and more like a hick

Don't mess with Texas. One rule.

 

I used to have an accent like an english playboy but after years of working with the public in the outer suburbs I am closer to Steve Irwin now.

Use it as a weapon....harbour a crude intelligence and thirst for world domination whilst fooling everyone into thinking you're a simple minded little lamb.

 

Pfft what are you going to do? Sick President Bush on us? OH NO!!!!!

 

Im going to spank you cause I LIKE it

 

she's got ya there lode.


need some ointment for that burn?

 

He's from Connecticut.

Since I'm a proper southern gentleman, I'll take you out on a date instead..

 

Gonna take me muddin', get me drunk, and then mess around in the bed of the pickup truck?

 

Oh lord I would LOVE that.

Whats muddin?! I want to play

 

Only half of those.

I find muddin' to be overwhelmingly retarded.

 

That shit don't work on whores!

Oh wait... yeah it does.


(Sometimes I even question myself on these comments. Never matters. I hit send anyway.)

 

It's where you get your truck and drive through thick mud after it rains.

 

:stunned: i can't believe you just described my second date with dave. i was utterly owned after that.

 

I'm going to bite you!



Haha Lode muddin' is stupid.....but I love playing in the stuff.

 

whats the point

 

There is no point. haha You just sling mud all over your truck and those driving with you.


The fun part is grabbing a girl...tossing her in the mud and kissing her until your lips are bruised.

 

oh my god that is like a romance novel, I WANT IN

 

I'm not sure.

If you wanna try it we can go. But you're washing the truck in a bikini after we're done making out..

 

bikini top optional?

 

I'm thinking about buying a jeep....when I do you better get your pretty ass down here.

 

here in GA we call that a back road rumble.

a more sophisticated term if you ask me....