I smoked a half a dime saturday and got a job offer today!

I been drinking water like crazy! And the lady said that I have till tomorrow to accept the job offer. I think I can take there drug test next monday. I can tell her that I have finals all week so maybe monday I can push it!

Will I be clean? Btw before this saturdays blunt I haven't smoked since march 15.

 

Well I got till next monday.

 

I think you will be alright if you have only smoked once in the past month or so. But to be safe exercise and drink allot of green tea, it will work better then water.

 

Got this test Monday. Any last suggestions?

 

cross your fingers hope to die stick a needle through your eye.

nah. idk. you should be straight.

do you have a fast metabolism?

 

I would just get synthetic urine to be on the safe side. You can also try an at home test first but I know you can pass a home drug test and end up failing the real drug test the next day depending on how diluted your urine is at any given time

Edit: I didn't see where you said you've only smoked once since march 15. If you're on the thin side you should be fine. Get a home drug test tomorrow to be sure.

 

nope.

 

Yeah, I'll say March 10th would be as far back. I smoke a blunt with a friend. It was just a dime. And this whole week I been drink fluids a lot and thats about it. Water and green tea has been my choice of liquids. I'll try to hit the gym later today but knowing how lazy I get about it, I'm not sure.

 

didn't you post something awhile back about getting another job offer and was worried about failing a drug test? do you work at a hospital still? or maybe I have that wrong person all together

 

Yes and they didnt give me the job offer till this Monday and I smiked that past Saturday. And yes this is for a hospital job. The test is tomorrow. Do you guys think I will pass?

 

Youll be pushing it but i would say that youll pass

 

Don't exercise. I've read recently that the burning of fat through exercise releases THC levels into the blood stream. It's good for lowering tolerance but not good for drug tests. Allegedly.

 

I'm taking a shit. I go in tomorrow for the results.

 

Thanks but I'm nervous. Really need this job.

 

you go in tommorwo to take the test or you already took the test and are just getting the results tommorrow?

 

then why did you smoke? knowing you needed this job?

 

Just get a friend to piss in a cup for you.
They wont watch you during your test since its for work and not legal.
Bring in the piss, microwaved before you leave, and there you go.
Maybe smoke one before you do it to relax you

 

This might be obvious but make sure the friend is the same gender, they can tell.

 

while we're on the subject of obvious, make sure the friend isn't stoned when pissing in the cup also.

 

and dont use your childs piss, it may be dirty lol