in sweden where i live there is a man whos called "den legendariska Bajsmannen"In english that is: "The legendary Poopman" and he is told to show up at festivals, smearing in himself with shit and like run around and jut make one hell of a mess. and this guy has wife and kids too. but hes like and legend anyway.
Hehe, really funny stories.. I have one too.. probably the similar like you.. when I was about 3-4, I was at nursery school, I really really had to go to the toilet and the teacher said "no, you have to wait still 10 minutes" but I juts couldn't wait.. so... you can imagine what came next.. hehee...