"I saw him first" - Marisa

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Jan 14, 2005.

  1. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    hyde rocks my socks!!

    ya know what.. his brother in real life is francis on malcolm in the middle! eric and danny masterson.. weeeeeeeird.
     
  2. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    No... are you?

    (o_O)
     
  3. prism

    prism :o

    No. :(:(:(
     
  4. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Ok... well... I'll be infatuated with you if that makes you feel better.
     
  5. prism

    prism :o

    oh...yeah, ok. :eek:
     
  6. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Ok, 'tis a deal. [​IMG]
     
  7. prism

    prism :o

  8. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it, myself.
     
  9. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Anyways...

    so while I was busy writing "WHAAT???" on my mirror in white lipstick, I realized, no, I am not disoriented, I am awake, which feels like confusion to the average, mentally-sedated human. Hello chaos, I accept you. I accept you chaos, life, and can I have your baby? Now let's get this wheel in spin.

    I saw George's erection first... just for the record. I don't care who fucks who as long as I get it on videotape.

    WHAAAT??? interrupts my reflection now and I think it's quite fitting.
     
  10. prism

    prism :o

    hah........what? :D:D:D
     
  11. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    My sister made me wash my mirror.

    Fuck my ear is ringing.
     
  12. prism

    prism :o

    I would lick your mirror....I don't know why, but I would. .....wtf...
    :D
     
  13. FemmeFatale

    FemmeFatale Member

    That was well-written. [​IMG]
    Toothpaste interrupts my reflection. Is that fitting? It's on my mirror...so...
     
  14. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Marisa, you could lick my mirror if you wanted, but it would leave a horrid taste on your tongue. Unless of course, you enjoy the taste of semen, lipstick, windex and choclate syrup. In that case, you make lick AND have a child (not two, you whore, just one) with my mirror.


    And Krystin, no, that is not fitting of you. Toothpaste is boring. It tastes like false mint, and is ugly. Everybody has toothpaste. You, on the other hand, are gorgeous, I would assume you taste more like cajun food than false mint, and there is not another like you. So you see, you MUST remove that toothpaste at once before it insults you any longer.
     
  15. FemmeFatale

    FemmeFatale Member

    You know, I just licked my shoulder, and I do taste like Cajun food. [​IMG]
    I think I shall rub roux seasoning all over my bathroom mirror tomorrow afternoon.
     
  16. prism

    prism :o

    hahaahaahaa.....I don't know how to respond to that. :D you have semen residue on your mirror? I've got some on my favorite pair of pants & that kinda sucks. :( ....:D
     
  17. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Sounds like a good plan. The universe will then be balanced and I can get out of this state I'm in. :D
     
  18. prism

    prism :o

    ahy, yoo bich, duwnt diss pensilvaynia, beecuz I wuz born ther. bich!!!!!!!! :D:D.....:rolleyes:
     
  19. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Yes, I have semen residue on this mirror. I do most of my writing in front of it, and my writer's soul is a hermaphrodite. When I have creative orgasms, it gets messy.

    Ahaha... sucks about your pants. :D
     
  20. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    It's comforting to know I am not the most confused woman in the vacinity.
     

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