Really Really!!! See, it had just rained plenty, and it was real humid, so I put on my least barefootin' outfit---shorts and polo shirt---and took the poochie and headed out to the local park who knows what barefoot pleasures---damp grass, mud, street puddles, warm dry patches---and SONOFAGUN----did I not happen across another dog-walker who was---JIMINNY CRICKET---wearing the same outfit---shorts and polo shirt and BARE FEET---taking advantage of the same set of conditions---warm mud, wet grasses, pure pleasure! I couldn't approach him as poochie was taking his time "doing his bidness" but-DAMN---another human being who HAD DECIDED to GO BAREFOOT!
WTF is it with all these barefoot people....I AM UNIQUE I TELL YER! Put your damned shoes on, barefoot is for true individuals not all you fashion freaks Shayla (the real barefooter!)
I saw like 15-20 every day. Its a common thing around here. There is a hippie district where no cars are allowed and all that jazz.. Everyone goes "hippie style" when the summer comes...
OK OK.... He was wearing a fucking T-shirt and goddamn swim trunks, but he affected the approximate overall ambiance, c'est dire...
SONOFA.....! Another one! A barefoot woman walking her dog! IF I SEE ANOTHER BAREFOOTER, PROPERTY VALUES WILL SINK!
I have a dream today...that humans beings of ANY color will roam barefoot every day across God's sweet earth...without FEAR OF CONFRONTATION....I have a dream today!
