i reek

dude, i swear those commercials contradict each other. "90% of women agree that dirty greasy hair looks good on a man" then two weeks later "90% of women agree that dirty greasy hair is a turn off" it's like...what the fuck

 

Women are indecisive.

 

We agree on something

 

cause the TV is Satan,, so is Twitter.. Why you think Arabs smell so bad.. < this post has no meaning or does it..

 

Ignore mr. Megafont back there and use deodorant. :cheers2:

 

Ah,

but we all agree on THIS:

Sir Ruben has the stiffest, longest, biggest around internet dick that we've ever known of!!!

Cum-ing to Texas soon, sugar?



j/k

drinking ~ the almost ONLY time i'll talk about sex! Oh, well.

 

Fuck you very much, ass-tard.

A) MR is actually a MS:

B) i'm a flippin' NURSE ~ do you seriously believe that in any given confrontation, i WON't come, PREPARED?

C) Are you one of my Friends? 'Cuz i'm seriously considering HATING YOU!!!

:rofl:

 

"Mr Megafont"


:rofl::rofl:

 

You bet me to the rolling

Let me join you.

:rofl:

 

[Retort]

 

Can I join ?
:rofl: