I reconnected with my kindergarten crush...

Over 25 years later and sucked him off in my church parking lot........
Idk,I think it's funny.. My life is strange and warped.

 

One of my sisters ended dating someone from school..... True story.

Lol. And I married someone from school.

 

I can't remember who was even in my class that far back

 

Damn. I remember my kindergarten crush... Susan. Used to make sure I threw my milk away the same time she did. Because I was smooth. And debonair.

 

Wow

 

Yea,it's a doozy

 

I'm still with my high school GF

As far as kindergarten, who knows? I can't even remember kindergarten, let alone who my crush was. Probably one of the teachers, knowing me.

 

life is short

enjoy it


the location is weird (church) but the rest is just fine

 

Nah, I like smoking joints with Virgin Mary ..

 

That's cool.
I actually had a sweet,innocent high school sweetheart and I think we would have made it and gotten married. His mom was very Christian and said I was "too worldly". On top of that, his schizophrenic brother told his mom I wanted to take his virginity and how I always said I wanted his brothers cock. Yeah. Not true.
Anyways, his mom appologized years and years later and apparently wants us back together. As for his brother, I kind of fucking hate him.

 

The guy I was engaged to my senior year ended up dying alone in his house about 10 years ago. He never married. We should have married.

He let his uncle, who he lived with, talk him into asking me to wait when we were about 6 weeks from our wedding. I had my dress and invitations and everything. About two months later he asked if I wanted to try again and my pride made me say "No, you should have kept me when you had me."

He came with my brother to see me when my son was born but my husband was jealous. He and my brother slowly drifted apart.

So yeah, his brother told me the details of his death recently. He died at home, alone.

 

the only one i ever felt connected with married someone else

we met again about 8 years ago but turns out she is still a pathological liar

i cut it off when i found out the divorce was a lie..i dont need the headache of being chased by husbands and have no interest in sneaking around and ruining families (she has 2 kids)

ive known her since grade 1

 

Lmao who takes photos of something like that. Probably some of the one post wonders here.

 

"Let's document this for our class reunion"

 

He had just been a crush. Nothing too special. Literally all the girls in grade school were in love with him. I moved on in second grade.

Anyways,when I had Instagram, he started following me. Guess he found me through a mutual friend. We started hanging out and had playdates with our kids.

Attraction was there. It's funny to think back that his house got toilet papered during every girl's birthday party back in school.

Longish story short, he turned out to be a douchebag. Makes sense everyone used to be in love with him..Chicks tend to dig assholes.

 

"His schizophrenic brother..." I find that very stigmatizing. How is "schizophrenic" pertinent information.

 

Because he is bat shit crazy. Diagnosed by a doctor, as schizo. He halluciantes. Also a compulsive liar.

 

Dude,he ended his older brothers relationship with me. Out of jealousy. By lying to their mom. He admitted that to me recently. Apparently little brother has always crushed on me. Thanks to him,pretty sure my highschool sweetheart is still a virgin. Ha. Though I was not planning on losing my virginity in highschool,would have happened years later..

 

This is getting convoluted. Originally about my kindergarten crush. Then talked about my highschool sweetheart and his Schizo borther. Next will be the spin off about my 2nd grade love..who is ex friends with kindergarten crush because of a girl they both dated (not me)..