I Really Dislike Side Allies

WeHo doesn't even have a Taco Bell. Still, it's so small, that whatever, but the nearest one is in Beverly Hills which I find funny, because who the fuck in Beverly Hills would eat Taco Bell?

Meanwhile, Santa Monica Blvd has more bars than Ireland. I would think a bunch of drunks tumbling out of the Abbey, the Surly Goat, The Whiskey, etc. would love them Taco Bell at 1am.

I should so be a city planner.

Fun fact: there's a Taco Bell around the corner from Cedars-Sinai. I guess when you're drunk as hell and driving around looking for the least healthy food around, being near a hospital is good.

 

In Scotland, side alleys don't have taco bells. I'm starting to wonder though if maybe they should. If we paid a little bit more attention to cultural aspects in certain forgotten areas of our cityscapes then perhaps society may start to see them in a different light? As it is at the moment though, the nearest we got to a taco bell in most side alleys is a half eaten kebab or a used tampon that has swelled up and attracted a few pigeons.

 

In scotland, doesnt your thing freeze and snap off if you try pee outside in winter?