I Really Dislike Side Allies

But they're handy if you neak to take a leak and there are no bogs. Or if you want to discretely smoke some cannabis without getting in trouble with the law. Also good for taking shortcuts.

Other than that, don't like them. They smell of wee and attract bats.

 

Alleys

I thought you was talking about sidekick mates we call allies. Lol. Axis & allies.

 

bats are ok as long as they're not crikket bats held by humans.
gotta have some way for the dust lories to get to the dust bins.

 

Damnit. I knew there was something not right about the thread title...

 

I was going to respond that I really appreciated the British who were our allies in WWll.

 

thank you, i was truly baffled by this one.


on topic, i kind of like alleys. there's something nice about a completely deserted strip in the middle of a crowded city. plus, i think they're probably pretty useful for the businesses in the adjacent buildings. of course, this is referring to downtown alleys. the alleys in residential areas seem pretty pointless to me, although i have no particular problem with them either.

 

So wee in alleys, then complain alleys smell like wee

 

I once shit in an alley way in west hollywood back in 2007.

 

That's what that smell is.

 

I hit the wrong food truck earlier in the night and you know that places won't let you use thie restrooms around there D:

 

LOL I hope this food truck isn't still in business.

 

Taco Bell was closed?

 

Different matter if there's a pub, obviously.

 

My piss smells ok, it's other folks..

 

Nah they're usually 24/7. Or at least the drive thrus are.

 

Alleys are a good place to pull into in the middle of the night to get your penis slurped on

 

^ even taco bell's better in cali. ohio taco bells close at 4 or 5am and open back up at 6 if they serve breakfast, or later if not.

 

Because of all the times you've wanted taco bell at 5:25 am???

 

^ if i want taco bell, it's probably because i've been up drinking for 10 hours.

 

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