I Put a Pineapple Up My Ass

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  1. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Hopefully the extra oxygen in your blood from insertion of such a wonderful fruit will be of assistance when you need it. :)

    No whining as it does not weight any where near 6 lbs. ;)
     
    Heat, Oct 6, 2010
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  3. GiggleBox

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    hey if you keep sticking that pineapple up your butt then what fruits are left to eat? good thing we didnt put the pineapple in the fruit salad not a great taste
     
    GiggleBox, Oct 6, 2010
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  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    there was pineapple in it.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010
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  7. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    It starts with a Starbucks coffee enema some ice, lotsa sugar. Then to "frappe" it up you get a roto-rooter (engine and prop from a long tail boat works well too!) and well, you can guess the rest!

    Beware though, it might freeze your butt. Instead of an ice cream headache you get a frappucino butt... ;)
     
    skip, Oct 7, 2010
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  9. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    If you only knew... and if I only had the time...
     
    skip, Oct 7, 2010
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  11. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    This thread is full of pain o_0
     
    FireflyInTheDark, Oct 7, 2010
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  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Can that segue into a case of numb nuts?
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 7, 2010
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  15. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    LOL! Reminds me of the Devil/Hitler scene in that dumbass movie "Little Nicky."


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssMT0qXYOw"]YouTube - Little Nicky - Hitler Scene
     
    Spicey Cat, Oct 7, 2010
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  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Pain and love go hand in hand. :p
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 7, 2010
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  19. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    LOL! Guess it's more popular to shove a pineapple up one's ass than I imagined...
     
    skip, Oct 7, 2010
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  21. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I was doing it long before Litle Nicky. :) lol
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 7, 2010
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  23. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'd Like To Say I'm Glad To See You Back, But I'm Not....:coffee:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Oct 7, 2010
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  25. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I know you love me.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 7, 2010
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    ya well shits gotta change man!!!!!

    MAKE TIME FOR LAUGHS


    got it?
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 7, 2010
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  29. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Skip Is A Real Man...:eek:.?.

    I Always Thought He Was Just A Computer Generated Character, And Was

    Installed On The Site To Keep Us All Under Control...:D.



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Oct 7, 2010
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  31. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I always assumed Skip was actually a tamborine playing penguin with a really cool cowboy hat with a peace sign on it.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 7, 2010
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  33. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Yes, but I suspect not many people show up to parties that he caters... at least judging by his drink recipes! :) Thanks to our fearless leader, ever time I see a Pina Colada being served I will shift uncomfortably.
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 7, 2010
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  35. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I know what you mean, I will never order a frappucino again.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 8, 2010
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  37. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    At least the frappucino comes out the right color. The Pina Colada color isn't quite right if you know what I mean...
     
    skip, Oct 8, 2010
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  39. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    That's true. I think I will stay away from pina coladas as well for awhile.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 8, 2010
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