I Post From My Mom's Basement

My brother is moving again, I am in the basement of my mothers house clearing out stuff, and she wants my cousin to sell a bunch of stuff for her on eBay

So today I am actually posting from my mothers basement

 

No Surprises There Folks, We've Known That For Many Years.......



Cheers Glen.

 

I told you we shouldn't have a "Most Likely To Live In Their Mother's Basement" hip member award. It will make people feel bad.

 

If the basement here didn't occasionally seem like a snake-bed/habitat, I'd RATHER live down there.

I haven't seen any lately...probably because I rarely go down there and I make LOTS of noise as I walk down the steps or if I go in the other way through the door.

Plus, of course it would be hard to do this care-taking thing 24/7 if I was hiding down there all the time. lol

 

be careful those are Ideal hiding places for the eastern brown snake


Hotwater

 

Why are you posting when you are supposed to be clearing stuff out for your mother?

 

He Is Showing His Unconditional Affection For His Fellow HF Members, So Much So He Made The Same Post 4 Times......



Cheers Glen.

 

my mom died 6 years ago and almost never had a basement. the last place she lived was built on a cement slab with solid earth under it. last time i lived in a place that had a sort of a basement was in 1968.
it wasn't the last time i stayed with them for a time though. but they are both long gone now. after my dad died in 91 i did for a time sleep in the car i had at that time, a hornet wagon, parked in behind the little shack she lived in. but then in 95, i moved in with my then future wife, who i then married in 96. she also passed away at 59 in 2009 and my mom 6 months later. i lived with some of my wife's friends for almost a year before my pension came in, then by myself until i moved to another town in 2012 to rent from some friends. they sold the house almost a year ago so now i'm happily living alone once again.

 

Maybe you could turn it into your Man Cave.

 

Btw, do Aussies say "Mom" instead of "Mum"?

 

It's Mum Here.....Mom Is Only Used In The USA And Canada......



Cheers Glen.

 

https://youtu.be/U_NSRIEgR_c



Hotwater

 

Did that one up 4 times?

Reception here is pretty crap, kept hitting the start new topic button, forcing it through

 

Heard That Story So Many Times Before......In Mom's Basement, And When The Money Stroke Hits......It's Like I'm Going

To Force It Through.....One Stroke At A Time....1...2...3...4.....Bingo......



Cheers Glen.

 

I used mom so it wouldn't be confusing for Americans

 

101 thing to find in the basement! Mmmm that a cool idea!

So tell us what strange useless stuff you find?

VG, any bodies?

Want one?

 

Why do you feel you have to lie? You can tell us the truth since we are hippies and completely non-judgmental,. The reality is that you're posting from Shale's basement. Fortunately he only keeps one of your hands shackled so you can type and do other things.

 

There are hundreds and hundreds of suitcases down here, just filled with denim jean shorts

I made a pillow out of 5 pairs of jean shorts, blankets are jean shorts sewed together with rat gut. If he goes away on a cruise and forgets to leave food, I tear off the fibres and make jean shorts soup

 

I wish YOU were tied up in MY basement.
Damn, now I really do sound crazy. I should rephrase.

I wish you were tied to my bedpost. Actually, scratch that, I wish I was tied to yours.

 

I am proud of you, being in a basement.