i piss in everywhere

My fiance told me that once when he was younger he pissed in the tank of a water gun and then let it sit for a couple weeks and then him and his friend then sprayed cars with it and it was rancid.

He's a sick fellow. lol

 

Things children do?

 

I'll pee in a decent variety of places. Just not in my house.

Or so I thought.

I accedenatly tossed something in my bedroom garbage can once, and when when I reached in things shifted and it fell to bottom, so I dug deeper. Suddenly my hand was submerged. This was a surprise, when I pulled it out it smelled like pee! WTH? Then I rembered about a week before I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and didn't have to pee which I though was odd. Now I know.

 

What the fuck did I just read?

 

once an old lady attacked me with a broom for peeing on her property. she sneaked up on me and tried to hit me from behind.