i piss in everywhere

^ i bet you've done it all, huh green. you must be so proud of your thread. These kids today...DAMN

 

If i have to piss, ill sometimes find a good place tucked away for curtosy, but when im drunk ill piss anywhere eg. on the strett, on someones front yard..

Ever done a leaner? Piss in a pringles can or a beer bottle, lean it on someones door, knock on the door and jolt away. When they open the door, there hallway floods with piss... Only do it to people you hate though.

Oh and shit, ive pissed in bottles many of times, usually get rid of them shortly after, and pissing in laundry sinks is usually convenient. And one time, i pissed in the corner of a friends room, and his dog got blamed for it which was brutal on my part.

 

I admit that i sometimes do this when i'm really lazy. LOL

 

this quote right here made me LMFAO

 

^ also, i really wouldnt be surprised if he took a shit in his hand while laying down and just threw it out the window. Cuz you know, getting up from your bed is just WAY TOO MUCH work these days

 

sir i believe you have a fetish, a fetish of shit on hands. we are discussing various urinating areas, not what drives an insane man to wood

 

maybe we need to travel to transam's house and show him how to piss properly.

I'm unsure why you keep bringing up shit though, this is about urine not feces.

oh ya and "I agree "

 

..... Start investing...

 

i dont piss myself, i just used to piss in other places than most infadels do.

guys why are you so concerned for us? shouldnt you be out hanging pedophiles, not pee filled bottles.

 

you might as well... You said you will "piss" anywhere that will hold it, and Huggies do just that... I seriously suggest investing in a pair...
And I am not concerned for you or about you, I'm just suggesting you should wear a diaper...

 

I was going to say something for my rebuttal to you, but I just took a look at your gallery pics and i rest my case. Im gonna let you slide by cuz just lookin at you, you're to easy HAHA and yea, i'll stop talking about shit since this is Mr. Green's piss thread. It just wouldnt surprise me if they did that too

 

So you were gonna make fun of me instead of just laughing?

what a piece of shit, obviously have no sense of humor.

 

^ i did laugh at your comment. But you know I have to have my reply back comment to yours. Come on now, you think im gon let some Omish lookin boy talk smack to me

 

You should see more of how different I look all the time. Good laugh, I thought you were serious, mi malo senor

I'm sorry green I just got back from the bathroom and there's a healthy supply of root beer 2 liters and water bottles sitting right next to me.

 

erm so i sometimes piss in bottles, it doesnt mean i dont use a toilet at all.

transexualamrocker, u surprise me more and more.

 

I'm talking about places more sequestered then disneyland.

 

heheh

 

Bringing this back from the dead.
I have a buddy, great guy, a real chick magnate, fantastic personality and a macho dude.
With 5 beers in him, he's out cold and 9 out of 10 times he'll wake up in a puddle of his piss, must have a huge bladder. Doesn't matter if he pisses right before he passes out.
Funny thing is that I've talked with one of his brothers who says that the mom is the same way, as are 2 of his other brothers. Seems to run in the family. Go figure.

 

I can remember a heavy rock concert in Wellington (NZ) at 1986. The general idea was to go smashed and you didn't really have a genuine experience if you were sober and not stoned. That incidentally was the culture that applied to rugby in the old days, not stoned, but pissed, especially to those who stood for the game on the open stands. You came along after topping up at a nearby hotel, after drinking in the morning, and continued to do so during the game. The stands were male only and everyone was packed in like sardines and the only way you could take a piss was into a empty beer bottle which you pissed into hidden by your coat (as this was winter). Everybody knew what was going on and it was all part of the occasion. Those like myself on cleanup duty would find scores of bottles all over the place full, of piss, not beer, with the cap on again. LOL. Anyway getting back to the concert: the crowd was soon what could be described as fairly wasted. An indication of what was to happen came before where there were stoned drunk youths pissing outside the venue. The crowd mood was good so nothing happened with any disorder, but the crowd certainly was in a very stoned drunken state afterwards and groups made their way back into central Wellington relieving themselves on the road, doorways, front fences, etc. Anyway the Police became fed up with this and put one large group of very intoxicated young males in the cells standing room only. In those days the holding cell did not have ablution facilities. The Police would not let anyone out. Those in the holding cell were very intoxicated and the situation appeared to be more than just simple intoxication and those locked up were soon pissing where they stood and the place soon was, as a result, flooded with piss. I have a vague memory that some were naked : these guys were already pissing themselves. Certainly belts were confiscated and some items of clothing and blankets issued. Most, if not all, had little awareness of what was happening. They were released the next day.

 

When I lived in a dorm in college I peed in a large plastic cup beside my bed after a party because I didn't want to walk all the way to the bathroom. The next day my roomate, thinking the urine was beer, picked it up to pour it out. He accidentally dropped it on the recliner because he was hungover. No telling how many people sat in it over the next year.