I Once...

...Dated a crack whore over the internet...top that if you can :H

 

OH yeah? Well I once...um...one time I uh...nope, can't top that one. Sorry.

 

I knew no one could :H

 

The first guy I ever dated is now super-humanly gay....the ironic this is, I am too. uhm...sort of. yeah. SO THERE.

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I'm not really a duck!!!!!
Just kidding

 

Riiiiight.... go back to your swimming pond, beotch.

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Maybe I will

 

i smoked crack then fucked my girlfriend

 

my x girlfriend is a hooker..

 

"i smoked crack then fucked my girlfriend"
who hasn't?

but serious this HANSON guy thinks he's so 'hardcore' because he "dated" a crack whore over the INTERNET!?

 

i didn't say i was hardcore

 

I once stalked an eighteen year old stoner at school (he had beautiful curly blonde hair that attracted me,) then when he dropped out I couldn't see him in the halls anymore so I asked him to meet me at a Wendys five miles from my house. I wouldn't let him give me a ride, so I biked and told my mom I was going to the local park. We met that way several times and it was great... we bought each other CDs for christmas, but then his car died, and I can't drive, so we can't meet

 

harsh...

 

I have an ex that turned gay(became openly/admitted, whatever) after she left me.

 

rhodesian, what's up with you and hanson?