i never had sex with..

the best direction

 

okay okay.. ya got me.. i draw the line at fecal fetishes and piss fetishes

 

what about vomit?

 

ahahaha uuhh.. no.. don't think i could be turned on by that either

 

I've never had sex with a gorilla who can ride a unicycle.

Fact.

 

well not totally...

 

I think fisting is kinky......

 

prostate massage?

 

its believed to prevent cancer

 

thats what i heard

 

will you please keep me cancer free?

 

questions like these make me wonder why your wife married you.. how drunk was she?

 

not drunk enough to sign the fisting contract........

 

would have to use some sort of 'toy' on you.. cus i'm not trimmin' my nails until one breaks

 

yep, exactly.... i mostly fit taurus characteristics.. earthly and pleasure seeking... lol, but i also have a few different personalities....

 

nails wouldn't be a problem..... in fact, I insist you wear 50 grit sandpaper gloves :sunglasse

 

sandy, for his pleasure

 

the rougher the better...... although, I'm not sure why I don't want cancer..... think about how much shit I would have shoved up my ass. by all sorts of random people, in front of all kinds of random other people..... plus my ass would be on a tv screen.....hmmmmm

 

fingering up the butt isn't bad... it seems to be less and less kinky these days... however, shit play is a little too far for me...

 

i don't understand why you aren't pursuing a career as a pornstar