i never had sex with..

yes! you! drunky!.. i know when your birthday is..

 

a guy flew 3000 miles to lose his virginity? what a sap.

 

Sounds good. I'll close the door and you can show me how the events in question transpired.

I wonder if the guy you're talking about says he's a virgin to every girl that he wants to nail.

 

yeah.. he's not ugly either.. tall skinny long blonde hair.. after he flew back.. he had like 6 girlfriends within a year.. still told me i was the best.. ahahaha damn lies

 

again.. you only love me for my canadian flag..

he was a virgin.. i have my way of knowing things

 

yeah jan. 5 19......83...:H

 

uh huh.. i bet it is

 

okay 1963...

 

i've had older

 

you wanna have sex with me just for the hell of it?

 

sure i've thought about it.. but you'd tell everyone what a freak i am.. i'm trying to keep that under wraps

 

1953...:H

 

like they'd ever believe me if I told them what a freak someone else was..... I'm sure you don't have me beat

 

ahahah okay not that old.. 16 years old..

maybe someday i'll find me a sexy grandpa i can't say no too

 

i'm sure i don't.. most guys aren't freaks.. can only do so much before they say no more

 

I smear poop on my face..... how much more of a freak do you want? and thats just one of my freaky qualities.....

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

smeared poop doesn't scare booga at all...

 

really? hmmmmm maybe she would like a face full of it then

 

ahahaha.. i do have my limits..


freaky and kinky are one thing

nasty and covered in shit is a totally different direction