I never buy straws...

I can't nap at 2pm!! Ahh. Ya know what's cool, when people post the most random threads it often sparks something I can write into new comedy routines. So a bit in my next routine is gonna start with "So guys I have this fetish......Straws......"

 

Dats cool!

It's 5pm here and I can't take a nap now either. If I went to sleep now it wouldn't be a nap, it would just be...going to sleep

 

i WAS sort of wondering WHY straws at all? with everything else you're drinking out of disposable, what the hell is the point. the only use i can see for them, is if you want to walk along drinking something, with a lid on it, with a little hole just big enough for the straw, so you don't spill it all over yourself. but otherwise, they seem just totally rediculous.

 

It's classier with a straw

 

yeah, so thanks for inspiring the straw bit.. I can't sleep cuz I just have too many thoughts in my head

 

One day in the future, humans won't need sleep anymore...we're already sleeping less and less.

 

Drinks can stain and rot your teeth. Juices and stuff. Straws are good for your teeth.

 

Yep, keeps the acid and shit from eatin up the enamel so much

 

I'm a big fan of nicking packets of sugar or sweeteners this way myself.

 

I have a collection of silly straws. The ones that bend and go in circles and round and round and round. Sometimes they're a laugh around the right people.

 

Au contrare mon frere.. Hows that for spelling...

There are studies that suggest we sleep more than ever. In the days when we spent all our time hunting and gathering, often in the moon light so as to avoid some predators, we slept less as we had more to do. Now, we don't need to do that stuff for ourselves anymore and have more free time than ever. And we sleep more because of it.

 

Very interesting....indeed.

On the contrary, my friend...is that what that means in French (I don't speak French)? I do have a brain tho...

 

close. it means my brother, if I'm remembering my gradeschool french.

 

On the contrary my brother. My friend is mon ami. My french spelling is bad. Frere has a nicer ring to it.

 

My neighborhood is mostly Dominican and French and Spanish are both Romance languages so maybe that how I'm learning to be able to understand certain thing. (I don't speak Spanish either)

BTW...Dominican Spanish is way different than the Spanish Mexicans speak, different dialect I think at least it sounds way different to me.

 

I can read French somewhat well, but I can't understand it if someone is speaking it, unless they go really, really slowly.

 

That's like Quebec French vs Parisian French. One is smooth and sensual and elegant.

The other is Quebec French.. Lol

Sounds like an alligator barfing up an accordian. I have family from there.