I never buy straws...

I don't think it's stealing. The straws are put out there to take, plus places like mcdonalds and starbucks are scoundrals and I myself wouldn't feel bad about taking from them. I use so many fucking straws though that it'd be so inconvenient, I'd be taking them all the time. As for toilet paper, I wish I had the nerve to take it from places like mcdonalds because I hate mcdonalds and don't support them at all and I think tp is such a stupid thing to spend money on.. I guess I actually do have the nerve to do that, but I'm not gonna bother with it.

 

It's not stealing cuz the straws are free. Just try and take a straw to the register and see them ring that up

And yeah, I do buy my toilet paper, I try to buy the kind made from recycled paper. I like to be environmentally friendly, even when I'm takin a shit lol

 

Are you a would be Magician?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm2oOc7be10"]How to do 5 Amazing Magic Tricks with a Straw - YouTube

 

Never tried anything like that but I know some tricks..the kind people never see cuz they never happened you may or may not know what I mean Or maybe they saw it, but they saw it wrong (actually they saw it the way they were supposed to)

 

You don't think it's stealing, really? I bet the business owners think otherwise. And so let me get this straight: Because you think particular businesses are scoundrals, that gives you the right to steal? Yeah, I will go ahead and say it; you're thought process is f'ed.

 

That shits paid for on the next latte I buy, if I didn't already buy one when I was there.

 

I don't think it's stealing because I would feel comfortable walking out with even ten straws in my hand right in front of a manager and they're not going to say anything. And yes, I have every right to do this because I am the Queen of Straws! My thought process works very well, thank you. It just seems fucked up to people who can't seem to think a little differently or see other points of view.

 

I have a Mitch hedberg cd that im pretty sure was only audio.

He takes a quick second to get his drink takes a sip and says ' ahh, I got two straws here, in case one breaks down'

ive never bout a straw before, don't plan on either..

only time I use straws is if I buy a milkshake whish is rare also.

 

I think they would say something when I do it right in front of the employees if I were stealing wouldn't they?

 

Alcohol....hm, just don't say you use straws for beer? :yuck:

Neways.... I buy lots of multi-colored, twisty, loopey-like straws whole-sale. Cason likes them.

 

I'm spending my time debating the ethics of straws. I'm starting to question my life choices again. =p I'm gonna take a nap. Also, AT, if I have a beer, I most definitely use a straw. I don't drink much beer at all though, or any alcohol for that matter.

 

Champagne and chocolate covered brandy snap straws.This is the only case of straws and alcohol that works for me,even though it was just on one occasion that I tried it.

 

Crown and ice thru a straw is nice

 

It's actually strange to me that I don't drink much alcohol. I hate food, but love beverages. Hm, maybe once I'm a spinster...okay, attempting a nap.

 

Straws are actually really sexy. I sip my drinks slowly and enjoy them thoroughly, and nibble on the straw. I seduce my straws, guess it's kind of phalic. Why did i even just share that? okay, rainy is down...over & out

 

That really is the last straw...

 

I never use straws...

 

Lol... g'nite. Yea, idk, beer through a straw just seems gross to me. If you like it though, good.

and yea, some liquor...ex, a blood mary through a straw is normal but beer?
neways, have a nice nap. I wish I could ever nap as my son gave up his naps before he turned 3. so, no napping for me.

 

Lol, but they are aren't they

 

Why do you always have to be the jerk? Sometimes it's fun to be a nice person.