I need to stop sleeping with my roommates...

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How do you know the OP is a troll?

 

A 'troll thread'

It could be true, I guess. Perhaps a few more details.

Do people actually sleep with all of their room mates?

 

I don't think op is a troll. I just wanted to talk about ice cream and booze.

 

I had some apple pie moonshine on the 4th of July and it was great. Thinking that ice cream would have ruined it though.

 

Well one roommate is and ex from 4ish years ago also one of my bestfriends now. Haven't slept with her for while. The other is also an ex. She moved in 8 months ago. We got drunk and slept together the first night. Then my other roommate came home and saw us in my bed and got pissed. she said dont fuck this up we need her pay rent. Well i did. We ended up making a relationship out of it after I broke up wit my GF. Then the second roommate and I broke up a couple months ago and i kicked her out. Had my friend move in but he went schizophrenic so we needed another roommate. So I got her to move back in to my room wit me. Now shes having her friend move into the room my friend was gonna have before he went nuts. Ive slept with every non family female I've ever lived with. I've kinda giving up on a normal life and I keep things crazy like this.

 

I use to sleep with one of my coworkers. it was weird when her husband would come pick her up. but her and I don,t talk anymore. I went to work somewhere else and ive only slept with one customer.

 

I've always wanted to try moonshine.

 

This stuff was so smooth and tasted great. I could have drank it all day.

 

See, it now sounds plausible.

I was envisaging getting room mates off craigslist. Paerhaps a dozen of them.

Thanks.

 

OP I hope you sheathed your sword during said escapades. Sounds like an episode of Maury waiting to happen.

 

We need to make a TV series out of this. Like right now.

We can probably fit some ice cream and moonshine in too.

 

^^^ Count me in.

 

Yeah, but me and the roommate that Im not sleeping with like to make the other one think shes pregnant. Then she gets paranoid and buys a pregnancy test.

 

I have a moonshine story too.

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and guess it involves an orgy.

 

At this point we're gonna need pics.

It'll definitely help getting that TV show rolling.

 

There was a party at my cousins house. its up in the mountains so everyone that went either brought a tent or camper to sleep in. Everyone asked me where I was gonna sleep. Completely joking I said I was just gonna drink till I passed out under a table. There was a lot to drink. I mostly drank whiskey but tried some moonshine too. I had no idea what a jello shot was. But it was jello and fruity so I assumed wine coolerish. I had about 18 of them. It didn't help that some cute girl in a dress was walking around with a tray of them so getting more jello shots gave me reason to flirt with her. I didn't know they were made with the same moonshine I tried earlier. Next day I woke up under a table...

 

threads which start with "OMG you guys, all this sex i'm having is so gosh-darned inconvenient" or an ecquivalent. are more often than not discounted as troll threads. just for future reference

 

I woke up to some girl rummaging through the bushes for more liquor. I guess while I was passed out her friends hid it all cause she was drinking too much. Then they asked if id take her home. I agreed cause I was going that way anyway. Then they kept asking when I was gonna take her pushing me to get going and get her out of there. Kinda made me nervous thinking maybe I shouldnt have her in my car... but nothing happened. Just dropped heroff then went to 7-11