I need (the what do you need thread)

So how was I supposed to guess an inside joke, fitzy? haha.

 

hahah shhhh

 

americas biggest joke is inside the white house

 

I am always shhhhh... silly goat.

 

better wine and to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaid or at least have someone to make out wiith

 

I miss sex.

 

for it to be my b-day weekend, so i can hit the strip club up

 

Hahaha.... why cant you go before?

and i JUST realized why this is funny!

 

because, i'm not driving down to CT before that weekend

 

me toooooo i havent had good sex since september and i havent got off around a guy since july, so fucking lon gago

 

It's only been three weeks for me- but that's long enough.

 

land to live on and grow food on

 

attention....
and...
"all you need is love"

 

you must not suffer from lack of attention , hell , your seriously good looking .....im afraid that if you had love [whatever that is ] , but no place for it to flourish , it would be sad . so i still want money n drugs , but the land thing is what i would buy if i could ...

 

My best friend to be here.
A beer. I haven't had beer in so fucking long and I want one, dammit.
Philosophical direction.
A life direction in general.

........more, but I would settle for at least one of those for now.

 

I need...for my kids to not get into any more trouble today. I'm tired of reprimanding, sounding like a broken record, nag, nag, nagging. I'm trying to keep these kids occupied, trips to the playground, bike rides, art projects, and if I don't have my eyes on them every second anymore, all hell breaks lose! I don't know what's gotten into them! They're like little wild animals lately!

 

Haha.. how old are they again?

 

Well the twins will be 4 years old at the end of May. The oldest is 7 years old. He (the oldest) isn't really the problem, it's the twins! Double trouble!

 

Haha, my friend said the same thing about me the other day. Apparently I've been impossible lately. I disagree, not impossible, just playful! It's probably the spring and the sun and warm weather. Maybe that's how it is with your kiddies as well, they're just excited about the coming summer.

Right now, I need a cup of tea coz my brain feels mushy and sleepy.

 

I've been wanting to ask you how you felt when you found out you were having twins (first found out)- twins run in my family a lot.