I Need Help

Or at least warn a girl first. Secretly sticking mystery kitchen cream in someone is kind of a dick move. Some people have very sensitive skin down there, and any unknown foreign crap shoved up there could do some damage.

 

you're very adamant about this. do you speak from personal experience? i'm sorry someone poked you with sriracha dick :dizzy2:

 

I just think it's extremely wrong to put ANYTHING in a woman without telling her first. Hasn't happened to me because I am smart about who I sleep with. Every partner I have had has been mature and secure enough to tell me if they have problems like this and discuss what they are doing about it before we had sex.

What if she has a food allergy to any of these ingredients that you don't know about? The membrane inside a vagina is not the same as skin, so something that might cause a rash on skin or your dick could do far more serious damage inside a vagina.

So maybe you shouldnt go around poking women with your nasty poblano dick without telling them first.

 

Home made numbing gel, seriously?

 

Wow, Matt E. Kat, haha either you're wonderfully pulling off a committed and calculated troll on my trolling post, or you just happened to miss how ridiculously insane my homemade pomade would actually be. Either way, I'm pleased.

 

Lmao no I'm just gullible apparently...