I Need Help

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by ilikefarts, Feb 9, 2015.

  1. ilikefarts

    ilikefarts Members

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    so my neighbor is 47 and im 18. i find her very attractive and i want to have sex with her. idk how to ask and if she would want to. any advice
     
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  3. S&L

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    play it slow and secure. don't rush it to ask.
    I see where you come from, a good MILF or GILF is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
    so, steady as she goes, laddie!
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    she wouldn't.
     
  5. Yellow_Forager

    Yellow_Forager Member

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    Could you devise some kind of time machine or pull a Freaky Friday and swap bodies with your dad for the day?
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ask her if she likes vines, or anything else that lasts seven seconds
     
  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    offer her 50 dollars
     
  8. PaullyNormous

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    Lay the game down thick. Get to know her and when she least expects it, take your dick out and see where it goes from there.
     
  9. PaullyNormous

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    For real though, make an excuse to go talk to her and let her know that you find her attractive. Plant the seed and work on making her want you to give her some. I don't want to her your hopes up, but don't count on it working. A woman her age probably wouldn't want to involve herself with a gut your age except to maybe catch a good vigorous fuck. You're 18, find a girl your age.
     
  10. MochaMood

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    Just approach her as you would any other woman. Either she likes you or she doesn't.
     
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  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    In other words. offer her 50 dollars
     
  12. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    here is a short instructional video....it looks easy

    http://youtu.be/mV8-CHt8JXY
     
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  13. NikeGirl

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    Don't tell her that you like farts
     
  14. iamjustme

    iamjustme Wishful thinker HipForums Supporter

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    She is probably just being nice to you fella.
    Not every woman who talks to you wants your cock between her legs...in fact, most don't.
    She is probably wise enough to know that having sex with you is a very, very dangerous road. Afterall, I assume she knows your parents? You didn't mention if this is a neighbor lady who you have known since you were a child?? If so - she would (hopefully) find the notion incredibly wrong.

    If you are new in the neighborhood, the only way to find out is to simply pay her a compliment.
    But know this - chances are, she is just being nice...don't screw that up.
     
  15. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    Consider that this is your neighbor. You don't want the neighborhood to be all awkward because you tried to put the moves on...
     
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