I need help against the cops ASAP!!!

how do you get smelly?

 

who knows?

 

You want me to off some cops for you? I don't think this is the appropriate place to be making such transactions.

 

lol^

 

did you know that in some eastern indian cultures, they wipe their ass with their hands? and they have this little blow the wash their hands in after?weird right? the word "vishnu" popped that thought in my head..

 

Why not just pound all the beer an hour before you leave? Then you can make an ass out of yourself before projectile vomiting into the crowd and passing out.

You know...like any other 17 year old?

 

Kokanee is not a very good beer, therefore not worth the effort that you are trying to put into all of this.

 

Thats how they role in rural Iraq. No toilets or anything. They have a hole dug in the ground for people to squat over....... wipe with the left hand...shake with the right hand. The rich use a baday (or however you spell it) I learned this when my cousin got back from his tour in Iraq. The insurgents started putting landmines in these shitholes, so when the innocent Iraqi went to drop a duece, the turd would trigger the landmine and blow 'em up asshole first. Shame on Americans for trying to stop that from happening right????????

 

^ haha sticky fingers