I need dick!!!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by missfontella, May 23, 2004.

  1. Bug*Man

    Bug*Man Banned

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    Why would you try to insult me like that?
     
  2. bird

    bird Member

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    aw what a loss,i wasnt particulair planning on being ur spermdonor.
     
  3. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    well, were you planning on learning how to spell?
     
  4. bird

    bird Member

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    nope , i know how to spell ''four kids'' though haha
     
  5. Imperfection

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    You guys are like a pack of 1st graders. Christ.
     
  6. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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  7. bird

    bird Member

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    aw did i hurt ur lil feelings?
     
  8. MusicMan19

    MusicMan19 Music Elitist

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    Well, MissFontella,... the thread would die much faster, I suppose, if you'd not post in it several more times.
     
  9. phrank

    phrank Member

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    Damn, I wish I was your neighbor - cute and horny!

    phrank
     
  10. Gabino

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    Missfontella says, "I need dick!"

    Well of course you do Sugar.
    You're a woman. All women need to get stroked. They are built for it, and can't really be fulfilled until they get it.

    Years ago society used to teach girls that it wasn't that way, but we all know now that women like getting screwed, at least as much as men like to screw them.


    Proof positive -- The lesbo shop that sells strap-ons.
    Girls need Dick.
     
  11. smokedout

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    hey fontella,what part of va. are you in..im not trying to read through every single post to see if you got the response you wanted; if there was one you did hope for)....so i'll just try and give you a real one. you wanna do what until what?!! can you please slow motion for me? i love a woman to get up there and handle hers!!i aint looking for love either babydoll..
    holla at cha boy!!! im in richmond..
     
  12. Bug_Man

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    Whoops! She forgot to mention losers need not apply.
     
  13. smokedout

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    looser HHmmm; what type of dude goes to a post where a ladies states she needs some dick, gets his weird little kicks out of reading through the entire post lol......and then comes up with the brilliant idea of responding to a guy?????????uuggghhhhhhh
     
  14. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    That is because in reality, I wanna fuck YOU in the ass!
     
  15. Butters

    Butters Senior Member

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    Dude chill out. Its just the Bug Man. He's coo. :cool:
     
  16. Imperfection

    Imperfection Member

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    Oh Snap!

    Even ugly girls can get cocked.
     
  17. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by missfontella
    Why can't I find a guy that I can just get some good sex from? I don't want a relationship or love, I just wanna ride a dick 'til I pass out. The pussy market has been flooded. Unattached sex is too common so now I can't find a decent sex buddy!


    you're ugly - that's why
    this witty remark was courtesy stan grossman, prepubescent 14 yr. old idiot savant.


    Miss fontella, I assure you you are the furthest thing from ugly, whatever ugly is.
    I find you to be a knock out, and swear to God, if I had the plane fare, I'd be down your way tomorrow to discuss how I might convince you to let me help you with your goal.
    Damn.
     
  18. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    If the fact that he came too fast ended all the fun, that's pretty pathetic. Couldn't he go again? And again and again and again? I can... So it really doesn't matter much how fast I come the first time.

    I suppose I'm just blessed.

    -Jeffrey
     
  19. Alvy Singer

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    need dick too, a larger one.

    welcome to the small dick league.:cool:
     
  20. phrank

    phrank Member

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    Are you insane? missfontella is smoking! Mmm mmm mmm... Stan Grossman is obviously a dip shit suffering from myopia induced by excessive time spent spanking the monkey...

    phrank phontella
     

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