I need dick!!!

Does someone here needs dick? Well too bad i´m in the wrong side of the atlantic, because i desperatly need pussy, at least i´m desperate to know how it feels like...

 

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Thanks bambina, like i´m gonna waste a perfectly good stake with that...
When i said i needed to know how it feels i didn´t refered just to the pussy...
Usually pussies come attached to women...

 

Hey im in Norfolk VA. we can hook it up!!!

 

u could cook it after fucking it.

anyway.. i was just joking..
sorry if i hurt ur feelings.

 

I'd be glad to assisst with your problem

 

Too bad you're in Va, I'd love to dick anytime you wanted. Right that's all I'm looking for, a relationship with no strings. If something develops, let it happen naturally. Peace.

 

what she said.

i have 2 kids & i need some dick too. only i don't appologize for the stock response.

if you think we should be celibate, why don't you go fuck yourself?

 

Ive got plenty to go around the offer is on the table.....

 

on the table is always fun, but how about trying the kitchen counter?

 

deleted deleted i was drunk

 

i live in Va!:H im kidding. but congrats on getting laid. but i do live in Va

 

id say the fishnet hammock beats the counter !

 

Quite right. If I lived near you, I'd hook up with you! If you're into a 22 year old bloke, that is!

 

Hey kitty, we can try the table anytime you want....

 

we can even try the counter....

 

Just joined this forum today (hello, everyone!) and got so horny reading the posts I spent my entire lunch hour here at work masturbating in the bathroom.

It was nice.

Oh incidentally . . . I need dick too!
There is nothing better in life than having a nice hard cock to play with and filling your pussy.

 

why oh why couldnt i have found this thread before all these douche bags got to it?

missfontella, you're hot as hell and i'd be lucky.

 

WOULD YOU STOP CRANKIN OUT KIDS! my god, havent you heard of overpopulation. or havent you heard of PROECTION. I cant have one damn pot plant growing in my yard, but you can crank out as many kids as out want, and your not even 30. AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

I have never "cranked" out anything. Truth is, the fact that you compare raising children to growing pot shows just how far your head is up your ass. So I tell you what, how about you rethink your comments cause, as a matter-of-fact, I do plan to repopulate the whole damn world. I've gotten off to a good start and every last one of them will be glock-toting, gold teeth-having, angry ass gang bangers. And they will all be after the person that pissed off their momma.


I'm breeding an army to carry out my twisted plans.....what have you accomplished?