Ive been experimenting with anal masturbation for about half a month now. but ive only been fingering myself. i want to kick it up a notch and try some sort of dildo. but the problem is, there is no where around me that sells them. and im still an in the closet gay and scared to find a bf just yet. anyone have any good ideas for other substitutes?
Did you ever stand in the produce section of the grocer store and really, I mean really look at a cucumber... Or those lumpy yellow squash?