i need advice

Don't you guys share money and a bank account? If not then tell him you'll pay him back.

 

we do share money, but me just buying something w/o telling him, will make him mad, really we are too poor for me to go buy a sweater, but it was completly impuse i wasnt thinking.he wont like beat me or anything but he will yell.

 

How long has it been since you have seen your husband?


May I ask how much was the sweater?

 

You're just gonna have to give up the body.

 

That is good advice that can work in almost any given situation! Another good starting point is "There's been an accident..."

 

stand naked and facing away from him then bedover and tell him from between your legs.

 

its been three weeks he is in Austin getting housing set up for us. the sweater was 26 bucks but for shipping and handling(for overnight) altogether it was 50 bucks

 

then he would end up spanking me lol, and hopefully laugh

 

you could be as cute as you are and simply tell him you were in need of it and that you NEEDED it and not wanted it.....if its the truth

 

hey that beats getting yelled at though and might lead to some hot sex afterwards.

 

How long will it take to ship? If it arrives before he does, then when he comes home meet him wearing the sweater and nothing else. He'll like it a lot more then. Then tell him you've been naughty. After that, follow Peanuts' advice (if you have time).

 

well i told him over the phone today and it wasnt so bad...im just going to pay for it once i get a job... and yes i will try just the sweater on when he comes home.. i need to get laid its been three fucking weeks.

 

Now that he knows about it, if your able without the children around, I would greet him wearing that and nothin' else. If the children are around then before you two go to bed I would model it for him with nothin' else on.

That would be a sure way to produce some smiles.