i need a new....

anything on the hands, neck, and head are a no no.

 

That's a shame.

He should set a new goal.

 

military???
im barely capable of fighting for my right to party, i dont think id be very good at fighting for my country

 

Ah good.

Now that I've learned you have no aspirations, I repeat: Something like that would look pretty sweet on your neck.

 

Inside of your eyelid. That way only you get to enjoy it.

 

I'd get a small version of it on your wrist.

 

You should get it on your sack.

 

Around your anus. However you'll have to keep it shaved but you'll have lots of fun showing it to people at parties.