I need a master

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  1. Xtreme_sub

    Xtreme_sub Members

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    Hello sexy alpha males. Im talking to you. sexy brunette with glasses want to private message with you giving me orders.You can say stuff such as "touch yourself but dont cum till isay" or "put clothespins on your C cup tits and self spank with a hairbrush unti tears fall."
     
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  2. Pete's Draggin'

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    Welcome.
    Play safe
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  3. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

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    Master... MASTER
     
  4. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
     
  5. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
     
  6. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter

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    WELCOME to Hip.
     
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  8. Candy Gal

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    That made me Laugh out loud.
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    Memorize all the Egyptian Pharaohs. Naked!
     
  10. What's that movie called? Loved it as a kid and Vanity was hot!
     
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    What you need is a psychiatrist..
     
  12. Pete's Draggin'

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  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    You want to picture all of the Egyptian Pharaohs naked?

    And I hope you mean what they looked like naked 5000 years ago, not now
     
  14. Boozercruiser

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    Possibly!
    But welcome to the forum anyway X. :smiley:
     
  15. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    I am the Master Masterbator! Send $39.95 and learn how to levitate, seduce women, and never have to pay taxes again!
     
  16. Candy Gal

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    I am loving this thread.lol
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well yeah. If Abbot and Costello have taught me anything, it's don't have sex with a mummy.
     
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  18. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh I say. lol

    Is that some kind of MILF in bandages? lol
     
  19. lode

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    It is the way I do it baby.
     
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  20. Candy Gal

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    Ha. lol
    All wrapped up eh?
     

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