I need a master

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  1. Xtreme_sub

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    Hello sexy alpha males. Im talking to you. sexy brunette with glasses want to private message with you giving me orders.You can say stuff such as "touch yourself but dont cum till isay" or "put clothespins on your C cup tits and self spank with a hairbrush unti tears fall."
     
    Xtreme_sub, May 24, 2019
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  3. Pete's Draggin'

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    Welcome.
    Play safe
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  5. quark

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    Master... MASTER
     
    quark, May 24, 2019
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    Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
     
    Driftrue, May 24, 2019
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    Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
     
    Meliai, May 24, 2019
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    WELCOME to Hip.
     
    Candy Gal, May 24, 2019
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    tumbling.dice, May 24, 2019
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    That made me Laugh out loud.
     
    Candy Gal, May 24, 2019
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    Memorize all the Egyptian Pharaohs. Naked!
     
    lode, May 24, 2019
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    What's that movie called? Loved it as a kid and Vanity was hot!
     
    Deleted member 309004, May 24, 2019
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    What you need is a psychiatrist..
     
    deleted, May 24, 2019
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  23. Pete's Draggin'

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    Pete's Draggin', May 25, 2019
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  25. Vanilla Gorilla

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    You want to picture all of the Egyptian Pharaohs naked?

    And I hope you mean what they looked like naked 5000 years ago, not now
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, May 25, 2019
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    Possibly!
    But welcome to the forum anyway X. :smiley:
     
    Boozercruiser, May 25, 2019
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  29. wooleeheron

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    I am the Master Masterbator! Send $39.95 and learn how to levitate, seduce women, and never have to pay taxes again!
     
    wooleeheron, May 25, 2019
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  31. Candy Gal

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    I am loving this thread.lol
     
    Candy Gal, May 25, 2019
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    Well yeah. If Abbot and Costello have taught me anything, it's don't have sex with a mummy.
     
    lode, May 26, 2019
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    Oh I say. lol

    Is that some kind of MILF in bandages? lol
     
    Candy Gal, May 26, 2019
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    It is the way I do it baby.
     
    lode, May 26, 2019
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  39. Candy Gal

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    Ha. lol
    All wrapped up eh?
     
    Candy Gal, May 27, 2019
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