i nearly killed an animal on purpose today

Danny, you've killed more animals than anyone I know! I've even seen you run over the same rabbit twice in both directions! Didn't you kill a cat once too?

 

No!, well i might of actually i went over it, but it didn't show in my rear view mirror, so i am assuming it escaped. But yes the list is as follows:

Pheasant (many)
Rabbit
Duck
Rat
Bluetit
Blackbird
the above is pretty much it, which isn't many, but the numbers of each are whats slightly disturbing, i don't even own a fast car...

 

I think I can honestly say I'd sooner eat my own shit.

 

You'd rather eat at McDonalds than just smell?

 

yeah - specially as it was your van i was driving at the time!!!

 

LOL!!!

 

Pheasants aren't actualy that stupid; they're fairly intelligent birds, but they have whack instincts. You see, their instinct on sensing trouble is to stay low. They're ground birds, and they don't fly well or comfortably, so when they're afraid, they stay down until the last minute, in the hope that you'll miss them. Of course, it maks sense when the predator is a fox, but not when it's a car. Even less so when it's a beater with a dog and there's a row of guns waiting for you. D'oh.