Well if a clean pussy gets licked the most, mine should get LOTS of attention. Besides the nightly soaking in my tub, I swim so many laps these days that I wouldn't be surprised if you could taste the chlorine inside me.
LMAO, that's the funniest thing I've read here in a long time. That's because it's so true. As a teen soap was my first go to as a lube. I can however remember the after affects of a sore penis due to the fact soap isn't a great lubricant and stings pretty bad in the pee hole.