I masturbate with soap..

I just thought Id cum clean..

 

I have no words....

 

I use shampoo. It is so creamy and smooth. Fuck I'm going to jerk off now.

 

I guess it sounds like clean fun

 

Powdered soap? Ouch

 

That's good

 

My ex used to do it to me in the shower. It felt great, except after all was said and done.
I always had a bit of soap that went it and it sting when I pee the 2 or 3 times after. She used to give me what I call a knob job.
But for having my balls and strictly shaft played with, it's enjoyable.

I find it highly enjoyable to reverse the roles when I had a FWB who loved to shower together after sex and cuddling.
I was the lucky guy - curious enough as well - to discover she could orgasm from her breasts. As I stood behind her in the shower, I considered her breasts needed to be cleaned a lot, a long time. I made her knees go weak and it was so great.

 

Soap is actually not recommended, as it can remove the natural oils and lubrication, leading to bruised, uncomfortable penis/vagina skin.

 

You realize this is a satire thread..

 

Ooh..... now I feel like a moron.

 

It's all good..

 

Fuckin’ hilarious

 

Gives me burning pee. No thanks.

 

You must have the cleanest dick in town!

 

Clean dicks get sucked the longest

 

Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty.

 

Here is a little advice if you must jack off in the shower , find a shower liquid soap made with Shea butter or one for sensitive skin it will help with drying out and prevent burning in most cases.
Learned by experience