i masturbate alot on here! *merged*

I haven't in a while.

 

i'm touching myself and trying to get wet and horny right now. it's hard to type with one hand...

 

oh well that sucks. persuasion doesn't even work?

 

I just finished. It was great.

 

you should spend some alone time together, and maybe the vcr.

 

Count me in as well.

 

Well, I was trying to get feisty with a guy on messenger but he wasn't up for it.. So I'll have to do it alone later.. *hmph*

 

Possibly, but this man has listened to me on the phone for 9 hours straight before so I know that can't be it..

Maybe you should listen so you can learn the difference between "to" and "too".. Ok, are you listening?.. To = to do something; Too = Oh, I did that TOO (too much, too little, too late)..

*insert thumbs up emote here*


/end lesson

 

_orgazmik_ = english teacher/ball buster/not boring on the phone or messenger

 

<3

 

juicy!

 

Juicy, eh?.. Must be talkin' about Ms. Boston.



rofl *zips lips*

 

I was talkin bout you, sweetlips!
ms. boston has a dried-up catcher's mit!

 

Omg C.. :& .. That image is quite disturbing..

Will you get on messenger, please?

 

yes ma'am

 

Aww, I have you trained so well.. Good boy! *gives him a cookie*

 

I love your cookie!

 

*I did it all for the COOKIE, yeah the COOKIE*


ahhh hahahahahahaha.. I crack myself up!

 

or was it the nookie...who cares, the cookie tastes better

 

Haha, well I see you were at least paying some attention..

And yes, they are!