I love Walmart <3

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  1. Geneity

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    That'd be SO LAME. haha
     
    Geneity, Jan 20, 2009
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  3. Lalagirl

    Lalagirl Guest

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    imma Freegan.. :)
     
    Lalagirl, Jan 20, 2009
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  5. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    you guys encouraged me to steal an ipod case, except there wasn't a cool one I wanted so I stole an itrip to not go away empty handed. It's on ebay now.
     
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  7. Geneity

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    Hahahahahaha
     
    Geneity, Jan 20, 2009
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  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    fuckin retard...

    i've always been known to be the type of person that can talk people into things.. i was always good at getting people to work when i was a manager.. and i've even talked girls into peeing in urinals and pissing off of roofs before.. but posting something and someone going and doing it.. i really am good with words
     
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  11. Geneity

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    ^ lulz
     
    Geneity, Jan 20, 2009
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  13. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    Well all of you guys were talking about how easy it was. And it was. I just walked over to the dressing room because no one was there and put it in my pocket.
     
    Popularity, Jan 20, 2009
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  15. jo_k_er_man

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    omg dude.. you're lucky there wasnt a magnetic strip on that shit.. personally i never steal electronics.. too risky
     
    jo_k_er_man, Jan 20, 2009
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  17. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    yea seriously, that was dumb

    usually those detectors have a gap between the outside and the wall, so you can walk around them (albeit with a bit of a squeeze) if nobody is looking...

    or you could drop your keys right as you walk by, so that you can reach through inconspicuously
     
    weedwhacker, Jan 20, 2009
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  19. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    I prefer to call a battle cry and run for the doors, pushing people over as I go.
     
    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg, Jan 20, 2009
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    Don't call him a retard dude. Everyone was talking about how easy it was, so he realized he'd try it.
    Especially if you're about to talk about how good you are at convincing people to do things... you should have already expected it then.

    But seriously bro, stealing the itrip was BAD idea. They usually have those magnet strips on electronics, and you really lucked out... I'm smiling.
    But congrats I guess... but I'm ALWAYS thinking there's a man watching the security screen the entire time watching me while I'm in there, even if I don't see camera things. So I wouldn't keep merchandise on me then go to the dressing rooms... just because my mind convinces me I'm being watched and they know.
    (I'm so paranoid... no joke. About everything)
     
    A593, Jan 20, 2009
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  23. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Itrip sucks anyway
     
    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg, Jan 20, 2009
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  25. Geneity

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    Mhmm
     
    Geneity, Jan 20, 2009
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  27. jo_k_er_man

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    they call it an iTrip because people who own Apple products are dumb.. and cant walk on their own two feet
     
    jo_k_er_man, Jan 20, 2009
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    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    [​IMG]
     
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  31. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Dude hes selling it i dont think he cares if it sucks
     
    thisisme5, Jan 21, 2009
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  33. young_hippy_4:20

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    i usually steal me a big-o fith of wiskey every weekend. sometimes twice a weekend.
     
    young_hippy_4:20, Jan 21, 2009
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  35. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Approved for awesomeness and entertainment lol
     
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    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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  39. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    the metal detectors at walmart have went off on me - but i really wasn't stealing anything...i think they didn't inactivate something i bought? anyways i just kept on walking and they didn't try (very hard) to stop me. maybe someone else was stealing?

    i used to work at walmart for a couple months (hired as a temp) and stole a videogame or two off the back shelves, and i think some socks:)

    another kid and his gf that worked there were stealing shit and returning it...they got caught and fired and had to go to court.

    be careful or semi-smart in your thievery:cool:
     
    porkstock41, Jan 21, 2009
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