I love Walmart <3

i've been theivin from stores since i can remember... haha.. thats what started my cigarette addiction. kmart use to just have the cigs at the beginning of the isles.. this was back when cigarette vending machines still existed... and i'd just grab packs of cigs and cigars

 

you guys are making me want to steal.
I stole a $40 pair of sony earbuds from Target one day. It was really funny because my adrenaline got really high.
I still use the headphones. Theyre amazing.

 

whatever happened to those cigarette vending machines? I remember when i was like 10 i was at a birthday party at this pizza restaurant, and they had one, so I started just randomly pulling on knobs and a pack of cigarettes fell out

then a parent freaked out and took them away from me

 

They became illegal

 

Theres still cig machines around here, it was a fuckin' gold mine when I was younger.

 

it would be cool if they still had them.. where you could like insert your drivers license or ID and then put your cash in the machine and pick your brand..

 

Lol this whole city is fucked then.

 

maybe they are not illegal in every state.. i know you wont find one in minnesota anymore

http://www.gadling.com/2008/05/14/big-in-japan-new-cigarette-vending-machines-can-count-your-wrin/

^^ found this interesting article

 

If I was under age I'd just slap my nut sack on the camera problem solved.

 

or just a walnut or something? but im guessing if it can tell your age by wrinkles.. that its not the easiest thing to trick

 

there's still a cig vending machine in a bar in my hometown. they don't follow the laws though so i dunno if it's illegal or not. they still let people smoke in the bar (which is illegal in ny state).

 

Lol yea, I was j.k, I wonder how long the scan takes? Who wants to stand around for 15mins while its checks your bone structure and wrinkles? -.-

 

cig machines are here I only see them in bars

 

I want a medical marijuana machine, that would be nice

 

i want a vending machine that dispenses vending machines

 

^ srsly.

edit: this was intended for the medical marijuana, but i'd also like a vending machine vending machine...

 

Does walmart permit returns without receipts and without boxes?

 

Yes, no

They have a limit on how many times you can return without a receipt, or so I hear. I've done it. I just said they were gifts.

 

So i saw that i wanted the Bubble Gum Kush.. it said HH.. so i hit H twice.. i got fuckin American Spirits.. then i see there is an HH button.. sorry i did not learn my AA BB CC's god god damn it damn it