I love to Masterbate

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by lanalou, May 22, 2004.

  1. lanalou

    lanalou Member

    Even though i get sex almost everyday i still love to masterbate..the orgasm is somewhat different....anyone else??
  2. tom

    tom Member

    There are two types of people in this world. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not masturbating.
  3. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    i mastrubate an upwards of 5+ times a day "sex can wait mastrubate" hell yes
  4. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

    Who doesn't masturbate?
  5. Skelter

    Skelter Helter

    i rarely/never masturbate
  6. NatureFreak412

    NatureFreak412 Art of Balance

    Man I am still paranoid about that... like its gonna give me bad karma
  7. Spinner

    Spinner Member

    Masturbating, OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. moonbeam7

    moonbeam7 Member

    Who doesn't enjoy it?:D
  9. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Lanalou -

    I feel we are getting off on the wrong foot here.

    Do you also eat apples?

    I once kicketh the ass out of paradise of Adam because he fucketh with my apples.

    Why do you kids always enjoy doing the things I don't want you to?

    Is this a way to treat me?

    I'd have made a commandments about not eating rocks and the next thing I'd know is that you kids would make rock burgers. Is it a wonder if thy God has so many white pubic hairs?
  10. show_girl

    show_girl Member

    i can't count how often i do it and words can't explain how much i love it.
  11. show_girl

    show_girl Member

    i think you lie
  12. Dr. Lecter

    Dr. Lecter Member

    I like to masturbate because I can go at my own pace, not worry about pleasing someone else - and I suffer from premature ejaculation, so at least when I'm masturbating, there's no embarrassment.
  13. marquee

    marquee Member

    hmmm... if i was getting sex everyday i think i might cut down on my 10 jerk-offs a week schedule.
  14. Duckie

    Duckie Member

  15. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Oxygen girl

    Masterbate can be fun [​IMG]
  16. Mike9

    Mike9 Member

    need a hand or a mouth:D

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