I love to Masterbate

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by lanalou, May 22, 2004.

  1. lanalou

    lanalou Member

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    Even though i get sex almost everyday i still love to masterbate..the orgasm is somewhat different....anyone else??
     
  2. tom

    tom Member

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    There are two types of people in this world. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not masturbating.
     
  3. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

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    i mastrubate an upwards of 5+ times a day "sex can wait mastrubate" hell yes
     
  4. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

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    Who doesn't masturbate?
     
  5. Skelter

    Skelter Helter

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    i rarely/never masturbate
     
  6. NatureFreak412

    NatureFreak412 Art of Balance

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    Man I am still paranoid about that... like its gonna give me bad karma
     
  7. Spinner

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    Masturbating, OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. moonbeam7

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    Who doesn't enjoy it?:D
     
  9. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    Lanalou -

    I feel we are getting off on the wrong foot here.

    Do you also eat apples?

    I once kicketh the ass out of paradise of Adam because he fucketh with my apples.

    Why do you kids always enjoy doing the things I don't want you to?

    Is this a way to treat me?

    I'd have made a commandments about not eating rocks and the next thing I'd know is that you kids would make rock burgers. Is it a wonder if thy God has so many white pubic hairs?
     
  10. show_girl

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    i can't count how often i do it and words can't explain how much i love it.
     
  11. show_girl

    show_girl Member

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    i think you lie
     
  12. Dr. Lecter

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    I like to masturbate because I can go at my own pace, not worry about pleasing someone else - and I suffer from premature ejaculation, so at least when I'm masturbating, there's no embarrassment.
     
  13. marquee

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    hmmm... if i was getting sex everyday i think i might cut down on my 10 jerk-offs a week schedule.
     
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  15. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    Masterbate can be fun [​IMG]
     
  16. Mike9

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    need a hand or a mouth:D
     

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