I love it when...

I love it when people answer a question with an answer that doesn't make sense, given the question.

 

Going back to the dead dad subject, I love it when you tell someone your dad died and you have to listen to 30 minutes of "oh my god, i'm sorry, you poor thing, I just can't believe it," like they're personally responsible for my dad's death. I love it even more when I tell them my dad died when I was 7 and I barely remember him and they STILL shower me with sympathy.

I know people are just trying to be caring and kind, but honestly most people who lost someone close to them at a young age really would prefer a simple "oh that sucks" and a change of subject.

 

I like to say really awkward stuff like "Dads, eh? Great at... putting shelves up..." Or if someone's dad is dead I like to set up great lines telling someone they should do something quite physical or mechanical so they say "I won't be able to do that!" and I say "Get your dad to do it! Dad's are great at that kind of stuff! I have great fun with my Dad doing stuff like that! You know why I never worry about ANYTHING ever? Because I have my Dad to watch over me and guide me when I need it most!" And the orphans love it!! They can't get enough! If there's one class of people that can laugh at themselves, it's the orphans!

In fact, I'm so lucky because I virtually have 2 Dads because I have a step-dad, too! Double Dad is great, I love the fact that I have 2 dads!

I love it when people boast about things I can never attain.

 

lol, Fuck. That happened to me in high school all the time.

"Lunar (cause that's my real name) what's your dad do for a living?"

Lunar - "Nothing, he's dead."

(extremely awkward pause)

 

I love saying fuck it all. Ima drink today and do some drunk drawings instead of school. It will be a way more productive day. no sarcasm there.

 

Agreed:2thumbsup:, I once turn around and gave them the look, and they got quiet. Then they eventually start speaking again until the professor kick them out.

 

or when punk ass kids start arguing semantics in that desperate attempt to sound soooooo smart

 

When a police officer have no reason to stop you, but they do it anyways

 

I hold the door open for someone and they walk through without thanking me. Or I hold it open for my kids to go through and someone plows them over to get through first instead of just opening a different door themselves...

 

very true

 

I love it when a woman looks at me with a glance of loving gaze, and then when she puts her glasses on and ... the look is priceless
- oh just me then lol

 

I love it when my family leaves me alone.

 

I love when working on electricity and someone asked "what you doing??" Occasionally when I can doing a switch, plug hot.. trip the circuit with a short spark in front the person that asked.. I Like working on hots and tripping circuits, always good to see if the protect is working.

 

I love it when you want some time by yourself and everyone seems to bother you................

 

I love it when I look in the mirror, and see myself.

 

I love it when I look in my mirror and see Lodog.

I love it when cardboard boxes are strong enough to stand on.

I love it when you squeeze an egg from the top and bottom and can't break it.

I love it when there several bubbles joined to together and it follows a universal pattern in nature forming geometric shapes.

I love it when bees shape their nests and they follow hexagonal patterns because it is the most efficient use of the wax.

I love it when celebrities fall over. In particular I love it when Robbie Williams gets pushed off the stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP_CChNEBvw"]Robbie Williams Pushed By Fan While Performing!! - YouTube

If only the stage was higher! Ah well, good effort.

 

When there are so many empty seats, and that person still sits right next to you

 

I love it when I get to go to jail

 

i love it when somebody wants to borrow a ciggy from you

 

especially in the public restroom. if there's 8 stalls and i'm in the last one, why does the heavy breather always come and sit in the one directly next to me? it's hard to shit while you're listening to someone pant one out.