I Love Aussie Men!

There you go finally a real Aussie. You really know how to raise the bar.

 

Farrk oath brahh. That is true blue Aussie right there.

People look at movie stars and big names and think that's what Australian are it's just a lol these folks got a generic attractive look and an accent and folks go omg I love them so much they're so hot but I'm telling ya there no fucken keanu reeves walking the streets of Sydney. The only standout would be whoever played Thor you might see enough of them but won't be as sophisticated and their accent and mannerisms are gone be all surf talk brah.

 

Fucken oath mate.. hahahah well living here its probably about time the rest of the world knew the truth... All grown in Vats. In Actual fact Australia doesn't even exist. Just ask a Flat Earth "scientist". Its all a huge con.

 

We tend not to mention his name. In case he decides to come back.

 

Are they obliged to drink out of beer bottles shaped like their penis, or is it just a coincidence? :-D

 

No its an actual requirement by law. The general consensus is we would rather have breast shaped beer vessels.

 

Yeah that's a good VB stubbie right there. Horrible beer yet, on a really hot summer, so refreshing,.lribabmy because it tastes so heinous you forget about the heat.

 

Australian beer has 1 rule, it needs to be freeze your nuts off cold... That's it. Any other temp and you make as well drink your own piss.

 

I was in Switzerland years back. We bought a warm slab at the supermarket and went back to the hostel where we were staying. Buried it in the snow for an hour and then voila, ice cold beer! Everyone else thought we were nuts. They drank their beer warm (it was -10 Celsius ☃️☃️⛄️❄️

 

You think a stubby of VB is shaped like a penis?

 

Aussie penis specifically.

 

What does a beer bottle shaped penis look like? Please Explain.