I lost my key

You got arrested for being drunk and disorderly or vagrancy and spent the night in a Police cell ???

 

No. I did hitchhiking, and a girl with a motorbike stopped. Something impossible happened.

She dropped me off in the hospital where I wanted to sleep the night. I went on her motorbike, back of her.

 

Ok, good

 

What else happened? Did you get her number?

 

That was all that happened. She dropped me off where I wanted to go with her motorbike.

 

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Well you can still have her as long as you’ve learned the technique of mentally stripping women

Or do it the easy way................

 

Has Anybody Ever Told You "Eric".......You Have Such An "Eloquent" Way With Words.....????

No.... I Didn't Think So.......



Cheers Glen.

 

When you are sober go and buy yourself a lanyard so that you keep your keys on you.

 

See...right there....you had the opportunity to possibly meet and date a woman and you didn’t even try. We’ve given you all the tips, all the tools, harassed you, tried to build your confidence and all that shit- in the hopes of meeting a girl. And you blew it.

 

I just found this thread. Read through, and feel faint. lol

 

her bedroom?

 

No.

 

Did she have a spare helmet?
Or more likely Turkey doesn't enforce helmet wearing.
Or else you just didn't give a fuck and who cares. Down with capitalism.

 

No she didnt. She just dropped me off near the city center. That was all.

I went to hospital to stay the night since I forgot my key at home. I couldnt get home.

Today in the afternoon, a friend of mine came ( I had given him a copy of my key).

 

But at midnight, you take a drunk man on your motorbike as a girl.

This normally never happens in Turkey, drunk or sober doesnt matter.

Something impossible happened. Lol.

 

I love when impossible things happen. It reminds me of the limitless nature of the universe.

 

Same. Yeah.