I lost my key

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Grandeur, Feb 3, 2020.

  1. Vladimir Illich

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    You got arrested for being drunk and disorderly or vagrancy and spent the night in a Police cell ???
     
  2. Grandeur

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    No. I did hitchhiking, and a girl with a motorbike stopped. Something impossible happened.

    She dropped me off in the hospital where I wanted to sleep the night. I went on her motorbike, back of her.
     
  3. Eric!

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    Ok, good
     
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  4. Eric!

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    What else happened? Did you get her number?
     
  5. hotwater

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  6. Grandeur

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    That was all that happened. She dropped me off where I wanted to go with her motorbike.
     
  7. hotwater

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Well you can still have her as long as you’ve learned the technique of mentally stripping women

    Or do it the easy way................

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  8. GLENGLEN

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    Has Anybody Ever Told You "Eric".......You Have Such An "Eloquent" Way With Words.....????

    No.... I Didn't Think So....... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  9. tumbling.dice

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  10. When you are sober go and buy yourself a lanyard so that you keep your keys on you.
     
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  11. Eric!

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    See...right there....you had the opportunity to possibly meet and date a woman and you didn’t even try. We’ve given you all the tips, all the tools, harassed you, tried to build your confidence and all that shit- in the hopes of meeting a girl. And you blew it.
     
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  12. Candy Gal

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    I just found this thread. Read through, and feel faint. lol
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

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    her bedroom?
     
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  14. Grandeur

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    No.
     
  15. Driftrue

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    Did she have a spare helmet?
    Or more likely Turkey doesn't enforce helmet wearing.
    Or else you just didn't give a fuck and who cares. Down with capitalism.
     
  16. Grandeur

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    No she didnt. She just dropped me off near the city center. That was all.

    I went to hospital to stay the night since I forgot my key at home. I couldnt get home.

    Today in the afternoon, a friend of mine came ( I had given him a copy of my key).
     
  17. Grandeur

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    But at midnight, you take a drunk man on your motorbike as a girl.

    This normally never happens in Turkey, drunk or sober doesnt matter.

    Something impossible happened. Lol.
     
  18. Driftrue

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    I love when impossible things happen. It reminds me of the limitless nature of the universe.
     
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  19. Grandeur

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    Same. Yeah.
     
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