I lost my key

I am gonna sleep outside

 

Okay...

 

It's nice you have street dogs to keep you company though

 

hasn't this happened at least once before? maybe you need to find a good place to hide a spare key.

 

Can you call a locksmith?

 

If this happened before the key he just lost was the spare...

 

It happened too many times.

I drink, I lose the key and cannot get inside home.

I slept outside today. I am like a walking dead, who wants to sleep.

 

I dont have my wallet with me either.

 

you could also, check your pockets to make sure you have them, EVERY time, before you go out your door.
the time or two i've ever failed to do that, several decades ago now, i felt i had no one else to blame but myself for failing to have done so.
that was cold comfort at the time. but its made me real careful to the point, you could almost call it paranoia, to make sure i never forgot to do so again.
and they never leave my pants pocket until i put on a different pair, and they're the first thing i make sure to transfer to them.

 

You could always explain your situation to one of your neighbors and perhaps they’ll put you up for the night

 

LOL!!!

 

Go find that shit!!

 

Neighbors dont like drunks.

 

Well you could always sleep in your car

 

I dont have a car.

 

You got more problems than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest- go find that damn key!

 

Out of all the negatives, something impossible happened yesterday night, which is also a positive thing but an impossible one but it happened.

 

You spotted a UFO?

 

I gave one copy of the keys to my friend in case I lose it.

It is 11:32 am in the morning. Waiting for him.

 

Yesterday night I did hitchhiking when I was drunk.

You cant believe who stopped? A girl with a motorbike.