I lost four pounds in one day.

Are you sure you didn't drop a fetus out in the dirty pit,
a good jab to the ribs can expel a lot... Even mistakes

 

i've lost twice that in a day, it's not a particularly big deal.

i'm more concerned that you didn't think to take a piss all day. you probably would have had a lot more fun there if you did.

 

that's basically called dehydration
someone probably already said it here
but i'd drink and eat well, recover

 

There were tons at the concert yesterday. I felt like puking on them.
And my buddy Nick thinks I need to go to the doctor. Psh. I didn't go to the doctor until my parents noticed my toncils taking over my mouth, and I'm not going unless they notice I have bones.

 

I think it's because I was drinched in sweat. I was in a swimsuit top and short shorts and they were totally covered is sweat. Plus being stuck in a crowd full of hot sweaty people pressed against you and trying to jump and move around makes you sweat out whatever liquid is in you.

 

Sometimes its not sweat.

 

Blood?
I only got one battle wound from moshing on my left Knee because I tripped and fell on the blacktop.

 

Haha, I'm also an idiot because my friends and I were pointing out hot chicks and one of my guy friends was like "Look, a hot chick." and pointed at me. Of course, I'm an idiot and turned around and seriously started looking for a hot chick. I couldn't find her and I turned around and asked "Where?"
I didn't get it until he pointed at me again and said "There." moving his hand closer. Haha.
I'm retarded.

 

Did he get naughty with you later?

 

only if it gets caught on my zipper.

 

Haha, nah. He works at the concert place and he was on break or something. But me, him, my friends Erica and Sarah went to Waffle House afterwards and I nearly passed out in the booth. Haha.

 

You have confused me so badly.

 

my weight fluctuates anywhere from .5 - 5 pounds a day. its crazy, generally goes back and forth and stays within the same range but i can lose or can weight like crazy in a short amount of time if i intend to. though gaining weight is much harder