.....................I Like To Masturbate.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by gnflyby, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. gnflyby

    gnflyby Member

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    I love to masturbate? I masturbate at least 10 times a day. What about you?!
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    should we ask Guinness to hold a page for you..
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  3. gnflyby

    gnflyby Member

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    Only if they don't mind a mess.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    im sure theyd leave a little tiny corner for you and your jizz stains...
     
  5. JanaXGIRL

    JanaXGIRL Senior Member

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    10 times a day??? ... wow! :D
     
  6. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    is that possible?
     
  7. JanaXGIRL

    JanaXGIRL Senior Member

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    I can't believe it.. :D
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i think its about time to get some fresh air...

    maybe your scared of the outside, i don't know. but you can try this:

    at first, just go outside and walk 5 feet away from the house. then the next day, go 10 feet. then you continue doing that until you find a 'cool' place to hang out. now your next obstacle is to make some friends. once you get that done, you won't have to spend all day masturbating...see how easy it is...?[​IMG]
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    im sure theyd masturbate all ten feet and on the way to the store, to the bank, to see little Timmy down the street, and on the way to grandmas as well..
     
  10. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    As do I.
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    we should all masturbate together
     
  12. michiganhippie

    michiganhippie Member

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    I masturbate regularly, but nowhere near 10 times a day! CNN should do a special on you!
     
  13. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    i don't masturbate really, i can't get turned on without human touch :(
     
  14. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Beat it!!! Beat it!!!
     
  15. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Spank that bitch :D
     
  16. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Wow, thats pretty good. [​IMG]
     
  17. whispers.

    whispers. Banned

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    well thats good but you should make it last longer then 30 seconds....then you won't have to do it so many times
     

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