.....................I Like To Masturbate.

I love to masturbate? I masturbate at least 10 times a day. What about you?!

 

should we ask Guinness to hold a page for you..

 

Only if they don't mind a mess.

 

im sure theyd leave a little tiny corner for you and your jizz stains...

 

10 times a day??? ... wow!

 

is that possible?

 

I can't believe it..

 

i think its about time to get some fresh air...

maybe your scared of the outside, i don't know. but you can try this:

at first, just go outside and walk 5 feet away from the house. then the next day, go 10 feet. then you continue doing that until you find a 'cool' place to hang out. now your next obstacle is to make some friends. once you get that done, you won't have to spend all day masturbating...see how easy it is...?

 

im sure theyd masturbate all ten feet and on the way to the store, to the bank, to see little Timmy down the street, and on the way to grandmas as well..

 

As do I.

 

we should all masturbate together

 

I masturbate regularly, but nowhere near 10 times a day! CNN should do a special on you!

 

i don't masturbate really, i can't get turned on without human touch

 

Beat it!!! Beat it!!!

 

Spank that bitch

 

Wow, thats pretty good.

 

well thats good but you should make it last longer then 30 seconds....then you won't have to do it so many times