I like Piaf because...

I was thinking the cheap kind who would do anything for adollar.
But I'm keen on making any hooker feel better about themselves.
So, yeah, you are the expensive kind.

 

You're always so sweet


So do you have a dollar or not ? :toetap05:

 

^^^ i do! oh, wait...it's a 5

got any change???


haha, i kid.

 

Lolz !
Its free for ya

 

okay, i'll just make you breakfast in the morning. how do you like your eggs?

 

You're the sweetest thing eva !

I dont really like eggs. BUT if someone makes them for me, I'll eat them with ketchup cause ketchup kills the taste of eggs

 

why, thank you.

i make a mean batch of cinnamon rolls...?

 

Ooooh...I like that

I cant cook anything. I have other qualities though ! I'm sure I have !

 

i like piaf cuz she is pretty and has an accent and her hair looks like mine when she curls it and we have matching secret freckles.

and stacylooloo is a crabby appleton.

 

Matching secret freckles you say...

hmmmmmm

 

" I like Piaf because..."

She is always cheerful , happy and in a good mood.

There we are , a completely sarcasm-free post.
( cough ..cough : ))