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I know I'm getting old when...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by PB_Smith, Sep 7, 2010.

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  1. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Only if you sent me a picture of your box...get it?
     
    lunarverse, Sep 7, 2010
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  3. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    :eek:
     
    TipsyGypsy, Sep 7, 2010
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  5. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    When you are able to start a sentence with "I remember when", and your two children start to roll their eyes. ;)

    I hope they stick like that someday....oops I think that is a statement that old people say.:eek:
     
    Heat, Sep 7, 2010
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  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    When you forget to pull your pants down before you take a crap.
     
    scratcho, Sep 7, 2010
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    When you don't need to pull your pants down to take a crap :D
     
    lunarverse, Sep 7, 2010
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  11. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    When you don't need to pull your pants down to take a crap and you enjoy it!!
     
    scratcho, Sep 7, 2010
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  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    When you pull your pants down to take a crap and you discover you already did--a week ago tuesday.
     
    scratcho, Sep 7, 2010
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  15. Chapter13

    Chapter13 Member

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    when what used to happen three times an hour now takes three hours to happen once
     
    Chapter13, Sep 7, 2010
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  17. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    lol!
     
    Spicey Cat, Sep 7, 2010
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    when your nephew (who it seems was just a baby yesterday) started highschool today
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 7, 2010
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  21. deleted

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    when you toss pea gravel on the walks to keep the kids from skateboarding there...
     
    deleted, Sep 7, 2010
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  23. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    . . . when you realize with a feeling of shock and sickness that people born in 1980 are now 30 years old and officially untrustworthy!
     
    Spicey Cat, Sep 7, 2010
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    when the kids making faces at you and flipping the bird out the back of school bus stops being funny
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 7, 2010
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    when you plan your meals and drink water on a schedule so you dont have get up and go to bathroom in the middle of night
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 7, 2010
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  29. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    When I'm in a drug forum and never heard of any of the drugs everyone is talking about:confused:
     
    yellowcab, Sep 14, 2010
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ..when you go shopping a see some things that cost 5 times more than they used to
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 14, 2010
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  33. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    When you start sentences with "Back in the day.."
     
    PB_Smith, Sep 14, 2010
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  35. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    I hate it when I can't remember where I put shit.

    also:
    A couple of weeks ago I put on my sunglasses indoors and was looking for my car keys. I thought to myself, damn it sure got cloudy all of a sudden outside, maybe it's going to rain on me on the way to the car. lol:eek:
     
    Justin_Hale, Sep 14, 2010
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  37. deleted

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    when you tell the hooker, take off your clothes and walk on my back and the session was better than sex.. :D
     
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  39. rak

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    When a friendly passanger in the bus decides to offer you his seat.
     
    rak, Sep 15, 2010
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