I know I shouldnt be coming to the stoners lounge of hipforums to ask this

Don't take this the wrong way but just stop being a pussy and kiss her, all that will u go out with me, what are the chances of us hooking up etc. lines are nervous unconfident lines that pretty much say "im a pussy". I know, I used them all at first But as soon as u just establish your confident and just go in for the kiss...your in.

 

i liked the brick + penis in butthole....thats whats worked with me in the past

 

lol

 

the way i did it was phone the girl when i was trashed and attempt to string a sentance together at like 1 am i think lol. or do what jo_k_er_man said but instead just slam her face into a table then have your way with her...

 

just read the second page, and good luck with her. ram ur cock up her arse fo me eh lol

 

Just get her pregnant, then what other choice but dating you does she have?

 

a pellet gun abortion